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♪ Touché away! ♪

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♪ Touché away! ♪

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♪ Touché away! ♪

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♪ It's Touché Turtle ♪♪

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<i>Calling carpet 54. Calling carpet 54.</i>

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<i>Carpet 54, where are you?</i>

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Carpet 54, officer Aliblabber
reporting, sahib chief.

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<i>Ima-Hoodlum and the 40 thieves
reported seen entering a cave.</i>

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<i>Don't dilly-dally, Ali.</i>

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Wilco, and Roger Maris,
sahib chief. Over and out.

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Charge!

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Ho-ho! Here comes little
rat riding hood.

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Okay, gang, everybody into the cave.

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Alright you guys,
I know you're in there.

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Come out with your arms up.

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- <i>All 40 of us?</i>
- Forty of them?

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Only a kook would try to capture

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40 crooks single-handed and
I know just the kook.

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Hello. Get me long distance.

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Excuse me a minute, Dum Dum.

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Yes, this is kooky turtle...
I mean, Touché Turtle.

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Ali who? Blubber?
Oh, yeah, Aliblabber.

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How ya doing, fella?

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Oh, got a little job you
need help with, eh?

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Sure, pal, glad to.

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And you're sending a car to
pick us up? Oh, a carpet.

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Go get Touché, carpet 54,
and make it snappy.

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Shee! What kept you?

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Got hung up on the freeway or something?

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I have got Ima-hoodlum
and his... thieves

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trapped in there.

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- Uh, how many?
- I said...

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Oh! That's what I thought you said.

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Now, while you're there,
rounding them up

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I'll go back to headquarters
and make out an ACO.

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Lots of luck, pal.

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Duh what's an ACO?

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That's Aliblabber Chickens Out,
I think.

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Okay, Ima-hoodlum, we got
the place surrounded.

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Come out with your hands up.

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[Ima-Hoodlum] <i>Uh-uh. We don't wanna!</i>

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There's only one alternative,
Dum Dum.

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We'll have to go in and get them.

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Yeah. I'll go get some dynamite.

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Not necessary, Dum Dum.

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These rock doors are moved by
the mention of a secret word

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like, uh, uh... open swanee.

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Uh, hmm. Uh open seminal.

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Shee. Open salami!

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- Duh, try shish-kabob.
- Open shish-kabob!

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- Why don't you try sesame?
- Thanks.

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Open sesame!

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What kind of note should
I make now, Touché?

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Make a note, suspects
too darn cooperative.

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Okay, you guys

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I'm giving you till I
count three to come out.

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One, two...

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...three.

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Touché, I don't think
I can stand

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much more of their cooperation.

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One thing in our favor,
Dum Dum.

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Forty crooks leave a trail,
even a near-sighted

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tenderfoot boy scout could follow.

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Oh, no. Not another cave.

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We're not falling for the
falling rock bit again.

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Open sesame.

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Right word, wrong rock.

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You heard me right, Aliblabber.

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Twenty dancing girls and get
them out here right away.

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What kept you?

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Something's got to be done

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about those crowded freeways.

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Okay, gals. Give me about 20
bars of the Turkish twist.

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Too bad there's only 20 of
them and 40 of you crooks.

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Hmm? That is a problem.
Back in the cave, gang!

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Nice work, Touché. Couldn't
have done better myself.

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All in a day's work, Ali.

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You're too modest, Touché.

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No, I'm not, Dum Dum.

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It was as easy as saying open sesame.

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Me and my big fat mouth.


